The “Peoples Welfare Provisions Board” PWPB, headed by Clive Livin’it’ UpStone, in co-operation with the BBC, Managed by “The People’s Digital Media Group” produce a 60-minute documentary. It concentrates and highlights the selfish attitude of the British Fascists, those who refuse to vote Labour. The programme commentator talks to the nation and describes how the selfish acts of the Fascists before the Retro Labour Party Victory led to increased hunger, homelessness, a nasty attitude towards refugees, illegal immigrants, not forgetting (work-shy) welfare claimants. With a fist raised in the air the commentator shouts out – It is time to begin re-educating the Fascists.

The NRLP has a radical solution to house many of the now new immigrants and refugees who need housing. 

re-educating the fascists
re-educating the fascists

The government has made it clear that the British Fascists will be taught a few home lessons in humility. They will take part in a program (forced) to care for, in their own homes, the poor, the needy, refugees and new immigrants. It is also made clear that the Fascists will not receive any state aid to help with the additional costs of feeding and taking care of their new families. in other words, the British Fascist will care for their families from their own pockets. 

The point of the exercise is to teach the Fascists that caring for others is an experience from which they can learn compassion. Of course, says a PWPB spokesperson, Fascists need to be taught a few lessons and use their time constructively instead of wasting money on fancy holidays, fancy food and Chelsea tractors. Once they learn compassion and repent their Fascist beliefs, they will be considered for membership of the NRLP and be considered citizens of the New Britain.